Roll Up, Roll Up!

So our first craft fayre is upon us! Sunday 11-5 at The Oakford Social Club in Reading. Our collection is taking shape slowly but surely. We've battled killer hangovers to produce a plethora of goodies! Necklaces, earrings, rings, hairclips, brooches, keyrings, paintings, cross stitches and on Saturday we'll also be whipping up a batch of ice cream cup cakes. mmmm mmm. Hopefully they'll entice customers over. Right, enough chit chat. Here's a selection of what we have so far....

Transparent Glittery Stag Necklace

Maaawaaaaar - Sequinny Peacock Brooch

Glittery Pink Hummingbird Ring

Glittery Coral Bunny Ring

Awooooo - Glittery Howling Wolf Ring

Babooshka Babooshka Babooshka - Russian Dolly Brooch

Dill the Canary - Hair Clip

Rawrrrr -Chintzy Triceratops Brooch

Double Raaaawrrrrr - Chintzy Diplodocus Brooch

Tweet Tweet - Blue Tit Brooch

Twit Twooooo - Acrylic on Canvas

Suave Swallow Brooch

Canadian Goose Brooch - Ay

Glittery Flamingo Ring (we have baby flamingo earrings too!)

BFF's felty keyrings

Hope you like....

B

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STOP! In the name of craft...

Hey cats

Although I’ve been quiet on the blogging front, I haven’t been gathering slack when it comes to crafting (unlike some I’m too polite to mention… BECKY)
Haha, only kidding – Becky has a social life and I don’t so I’ve been hammering out enough craft for the both of us.

I gave the shrinkles a second chance. This time, I just cut them in to the shapes I wanted, stuck them in the oven, and then dealt with applying colour afterwards. I made some hot pink glittery flamingos; one big for a brooch and 2 little ones for earrings. Did the same thing again but with gold squirrels. Since doing this, and carting them round in my handbag to show people my genius at every available opportunity, most of the glitter has fallen off… But I now have some varnish so I will restore them to their original glittery splendour and seal it (without a kiss) forever and ever. Glaaaazed – my fravourite.

I’ve also spent many an evening sewing two little Russian doll brooches. Frequented the local market to pick up some suitably chintzy material for this. I am fast learning that craft is an expensive game! Between the both of us, Becky and I have spent well over £100 on this already… good job I love craft so bloody much. One of the dolls is proudly displayed on my new bag (OK so I spend my money on non-craft items too…). The other one is awaiting a pin and will soon be equally proudly displayed on my Becky.

Finally – my bestest idea EVER. Chintzy dinosaurs!! Cut a dinosaur shape out of ditsy print material, stuff it with whatever is lying around (in my case I embraced my fear of cotton wool) and voila! Dinosaur brooch – the height of geeky fashion. Knocked out my first little fella last night, whilst watching Jurassic Park (naturally). So now I’m sat at work (blogging on the sneak), with Jeff the diplodocus snuggled warmly on my bosom. Jeff you ask? In dedication to Jeff Goldblum of course!

Tonight I’ve given myself the task of making some glittery dino rings for myself and the missus. At the weekend we’re gonna hit the craft hard and take lots of lovely pictures to show what we’ve been up to.

As for that Becky character, last I heard she got as far as "I Am The Walp" before hanging up her needle and getting busy with life. Life…. Pah!

Lots of lub,
S xxxxx

pick up the pace...

Oh no I seem to be quite drastically falling behind in my crafting!





On Friday I started a cross stitch sample, an ode to The Beatles. It simply says "I AM THE WALRUS". Except, it doesn't. Because I haven't physically had the time to go back to it which I am most upset about as I want to get cracking on a broken heart best/friends set of brooches or keyrings.

I started crafting again because i didn't have a great deal to do, filling the void with something fun and useful. But now i've got incredibly busy all of a sudden and I miss sitting in front of the telly with a cup of tea and a pile of threads and materials on my lap.

Monday night I scooted off to Kings College student union in London to see Andrew WK. I last saw him when I was 17 at Reading Festival and i was immediately transported back in time. It was awesome, jumped straight in the mosh pit and thrashed around for a bit. What a mistake. Evidently I am too old for this. I lost a shoe about 2 songs in so had to retreat to the back with my old woman tail between my legs. Then i missed my train home looking for it. Had to get the first one back at the crack of dawn to make it to work in time - in a pair of mens size 10 plimpsoles. I looked like a spanner! So Tuesday night I was far too pooped to craft and then last night i had to bake a batch of cupcakes for work and have a bit of a Patrick Swayze tribute eve. Now all i want to do is curl up in my PJ's and make pretty things. What has happened to me?

Tonight I shall craft, craft up a storm I tell you! Then this weekend I'm off to LDN for a bit of Aberstwyth reunion. I think I will take a big handbag so i can take some bits and bobs to do on trains and such. I hope my old uni pals are up for a pilgrimage to Leicester Sq, I aim to pay my respects to P-Sway at his handprints there.





Right, wish me luck in getting back on the craft wagon. I really need it. My dedication seems to be waning in favour of being a lady about town. This will never do!

B
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Worst day

I'll be crying in to my craft tonight...

RIP P-Sway and K-Flo. Two great men.

Me and Becky were lucky enough to achieve our life's ambition of meeting Patrick but unfortunately never got to enjoy a glass of vin rouge with Floyd. Expect some dedication craft.

Take the train.

S xxxx

All talk and no pyjamas

After much discussion and hype, I have finally produced some real life craft!

Firstly, I spent a bangin' Friday night sewing a felt Canadian goose whilst Becky continued work on (what is fast becoming an epic) the 'I Am The Walrus' cross stitch. This was inspired by last week's re-mastered Beatles albums hootenanny on BBC (we watched Help! while crafting: crazy shit and I now fancy all The Beatles - except Ringo obv..)

So the Canadian goose is now all finished and is the beginning of a range of bird brooches that will eventually include flamingos and swallows. Becky has already done a lovely little blue tit brooch and I have attached a couple of pics to highlight our "artistic genius".

Saturday was Holli's (2)4th Birthday Bonanza, featuring face painting, a bouncy castle and the surprise formation of up and coming musical sensation The Rogan Brothers. Becky made some delicious ice cream cupcakes, which looked so amazingly ice cream-esque that several party-goers were fooled into thinking they were magical non-melting ice creams... (shout out to Mrs & Mrs Bojangles super fan and freelance astronaut AL64)

I produced some hungover induced streaks of brilliance on Sunday - mainly a Russian Doll canvas with lots of bits of stuff stuck on it. Wickedo. Also - shrinkles are no longer my friend. Can't quite seem to figure out the best way to get colour on these - felt tips go streaky and paint goes all mental in the oven. But I shall persevere with this! Craft ahoy!

Muchos love,

S xxxx

Sexual foxes

Yo
Yes, further to Becky's post; I do indeed have some "faboosh" ideas...
Just spent a goddamn fortune on Hobbycraft.com and am now eagerly anticipating the arrival of my new glue gun. If anyone needs any glue-ing - I'm your man!
Today, I have mainly been interested in the Canadian goose. I think a nice goosey badge would look reet good on my green coat (brooches make the oncoming Winter months less sad). I have printed off some nice pictures (fanks work printer - good for something) and will get sketching later on tonight.
Also, can't wait to get home from work to see if my Shrinkles have arrived! Cause if they have then I can finally get started on the much discussed sexy fox. Yes, I do have a strange affinity for foxes... and now glue guns. But not Canadian geese - that's purely platonic.
Anyway... I will keep you posted. It's quite likely that I will get in and fall asleep in front of Sex and the City (my replacement boyfriend for Big Brother) but I'm sure Becky will force me to actually make something on our next craft date (Friday night - party hard). If not, there's always those cupcakes! MMMMgood.

Love and shrinkles,

S (just like Gossip Girl...)
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Love will tear us apart...

Now the sexy blue tit is all done and dusted I'm going to get started on a framed cross stitch tonight. Song lyrics are going to be the subject of choice! I'm thinking Joy Division, The Beatles or Lou Reed. Decisions decisions! I have some lovely paper to mount it on though. I'm excited to get started on it. Oh what a geek I am.

Another thing I'm going to make this weekend is some cupcakes! I have seen pics on the world wide web of cupcakes baked inside flat bottom ice cream cones. Well knock me down with a whisk, this is an amazing idea. Mine will have a flake unlike the ones above.... shoddy....I'll be baking them for my housemate and good friend Holli's birthday party on Saturday. She's 24 and feeling old so is having a 4th themed party complete with bouncy castle. I can't bloody wait. Better dig the sports bra out though or things will not be pretty. But what else does one wear to bounce? I'm stumped for ideas. I guess leggings or shorts are probably a must.

Me and Sophie have come up with some fab ideas. Soph will tell you all about hers but they are truly faboosh. The aforemention fox is sexy. Fo' sho'. Some of ideas are taking shape quicker than others because we're waiting on some materials but as soon as we have them we'll get cracking and post photos. You're in for a treat.

Expect pictures at the weekend of what we've done so far.

Over and out

B

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Hello

I drew a fox.

Lots of love
Soph xxxxx

Tweet Tweet!

In homage to the marvellous service that is twitter I think I will call the blue tit I’m creating “TWEET!”. He will be the handsomest of blue tit brooches with plumage to die for just you wait and see!

Who knew twitter would be such an inspiration when it came to getting started with this. Previously I used it as a superb tool to stalk my favourite celebs like Rhys Darby and Phillip Schofield and announce every inane thought that came into my head – “I like gravy” “I want a new dress” etc etc. While the inane thoughts still flow freely I've found a huuuuuge community of crafters to follow who all advertise and sell their wares via the web. It’s such a massive boost to see people out there making awesome things and chatting about it via twitter. Awesome stuff. One of my favourites is http://temporarysecretary.bigcartel.com/ particularly this… http://temporarysecretary.bigcartel.com/product/amour-necklace . Lovely. If you’re on twitter you can follow her @tempsec (thanks for the heads up Temp Sec - my bad!!)

Tonights plan is dinner>jog>crafting in front of "I love you man" with cups of tea, all with Soph. It's all go!

Becky

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Inititial musings...

I've just started crafting with the intention of hammering out enough goods to get a table at a craft fair and to sell some wares on etsy. I've always been capable but I've also always been incredibly lazy... But now I seem to be stuck in a rut and I refuse to be defined by my run of the mill office job. So it's time to show the world what I can really do.

I've drafted in my equally capable best friend Sophie and together we intend to fill our lives with felt, embroidery thread and endless cups of tea interspersed with trash (motivational!) TV!

My inspiration thus far has been the guardians craft column http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/craft (most notably the very cute Russian doll bookends!), Tatty Devines embroidery patterns http://www.tattydevine.com/boutique/index.php?cPath=57_138 , the resurgence in Sailor Jerry Tattoos, Taxidermy (yes taxidermy! mmmm), the countless websites devoted to subversive cross stitching and Brett Mckenzies jumpers (flight of the conchords).

The ideas are pouring out of our craft starved brains quicker than we can put them into action but so far stand out ideas include...

Wildlife brooches and key rings, best friends key rings, Russian dolls, decorative cross stitch samples (song lyrics and subversive phrases), ditsy picture frames and plant pots, original artworks on canvas, embroidered cushions and much more...

Our design objective is bold and beautiful, positively twee accessories and home wares. Retro fashions with modern influences. Most importantly they are going to be items we'd happily fill our homes and jewellery boxes with.

We can't wait to really get started and at the weekend I'll upload some photos of what we've completed so far and works in progress. One we've got a mini portfolio the time will come to start drumming up interest - fingers crossed there will be some! But if not, at least we'll be having fun!

Becky
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